Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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