Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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