Are we in a gay sports bar?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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