if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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