i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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