she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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