on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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