New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize
