Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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