all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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