Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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