You work out of a Hotel?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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