Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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