my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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