Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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