I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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