Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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