Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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