You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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