I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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