My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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