Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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