don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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