You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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