BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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