I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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