i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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