But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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