so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Shame - the story of my life.
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