And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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