You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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