Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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