Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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