SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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