So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
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