weddingsv make me drug and hornr
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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