Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
