Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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