Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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