dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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