listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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