We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I could fuck to npr.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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