i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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