Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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