i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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