why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
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