Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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