were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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