Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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