morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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