Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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