is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
My cat gives me a boner
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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