Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
3 2 1 whiskey
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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