the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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