i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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