I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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